Funniest Excerpt Ever

“S—-ing, the other day, I knew
Exactly how much I owed my arse;
The stink was so strong, so compelling, so nasty,
That my nose curled up and my ears turned blue.
Oh ! If only someone would bring me
Her for whom I long, and I sing me,
While S—-ing !”

–from Gargantua & Pantagruel by Francois Rabelais

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