Today, the Idiot assaults the English Vocabulary.

If the Idiot had his way, the following terms that he likes to use would be included as valid words in every Dictionary.

Yawneria - Momentary loss of sphincter control caused by an immense yawn.

Toothless Tiewearing Trailercourt Dweller - A Wal-Mart Manager.

Yawnjaw - A yawn so massive that you pull a muscle in your jaw.